The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs

I just found the funniest Blog. The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs. For those that dont know, Steve Jobs is the CEO of Apple Computers, Maker of the iPod, Macintosh and lots of other interesting gadgets.

Warning: This is a parody blog. Not created by the real Steve Jobs.

http://secretdiaryofstevejobs.blogspot.com/

This one is also for my Mac friends...They know who they are. :)

Blonde Joke

This one is for my friend....She knows who she is.


A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"


Special Thanks to my Uncle for sending this one to me. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.